Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...