New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...