Windows 95
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
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Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...