Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...