On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!