The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...