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Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
The Australian Christmas
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Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
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The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....