12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!