What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...