Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
The American tourist in Dublin
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