Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...