He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...