Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...