Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...