Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...