Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...