Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...