New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...