Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...