Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...