I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...