Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...