Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...