Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!