WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...