Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...