What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
New product cuts stress
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...