Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....