Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!