Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...