The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...