Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...