For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...