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There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...