This is my first golf lesson
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What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Turtle and a Blonde?
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Real software engineers eat quiche.
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DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...