What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...