Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...