She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...