The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.