My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...