Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...