Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.