Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....