Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!