Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
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Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...