Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...