The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...