Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...