Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!