Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...