Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”